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Opinion: Achievement race is going down the toilet

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WASHINGTON -- Every year, Maria Zimmitti fields the panicked calls as summer winds down and the school year looms.

Parents leave frantic messages on her cellphone. They bombard the D.C. child psychologist with e-mails. They need her -- NOW!

What's the Bat Signal for? Pee. But more likely, poop.

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